就在刚刚，我收到了来自一外国老太的370万美刀的遗产！

睡前例行开信箱，有一砣E文信件，收E文信件我是不用这个信箱的，八成是垃圾邮件。打钩删除的时候瞄见标题I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this.哦靠，介么回事儿，国际SOS？看看，看看！

看开头，很沉重，也些凄惨啊，原来外国的天和中国的天都有阴天下雨啊！突然蹦出一个数字，很亮很耀眼，我赶紧仔细瞅瞅！wow！$3,700,000.00！million数量级！介么回事儿？都给我啦？我日，我也中奖啦！差点乐晕了！读着读着，我被感动了，外国老太忒伟大了，忒真诚了！我为我见钱眼开而感到脸红！

操，吗了逼的，身体没力气&家人在旁边不方便打电话，倒是有力气打这么一砣砣鸟文！咋就找到我滴腻？为虾米就给我腻？哦，素上帝滴旨意！上帝就TMD偏偏往中国用户发！上帝就TMD知道我肯定能看懂鸟文！上帝就TMD知道我肯定不是本拉登！上帝就TMD知道我也信上帝！上帝还会编TMD一砣砣的验证码！哦，对，上帝就是上帝嘛！骗得忒毛技术含量嘎，还毛偶国滴“猜猜我是谁”电话有职业水准呐！

这位问了，反正无聊就回个信呗，万一真的呢！恩，我也想回个信看看到底几么个意思啊？吗滴，找嗐啊（东北话找抽）？虽然一想就知道，无非是叫你交什么财产继承税乱七八糟费用的！可我一看来信人地址（mr\sjenn\iferbr\own00@i\sla\mme\mo.cc以免被搜到请手动将地址中的\去掉），我搜了一下前面的用户名，靠，网上有相同的信，上帝当邮差还真鸟勤快！看后缀CC域名，诶，时尚国际域名呐。搜了一下，打开了一下，蹦出一窗口，很吊很恐怖，我赶紧冒了一生冷汗！靠，邮箱后缀的网站打开全阿拉伯文，页面图片是举大枪的“本拉登”们，吓死莪了，还回毛信，回啊！

8过，我又拧巴啦！您说，这要是真事儿，我岂不是不够人道？岂不是辜负了内外国老太太的遗愿！所以，偶将信件原文贴出来，感兴趣哒就去领取那370万美刀！如果这是真的，我祝愿这位老太能够健康，我不需要您的遗产，我有我的双手，把您的遗产还是送给比我更需要的人吧！如果这是假的，奏是一句话——“我日你老木！”

信件原文如下：

Dearest in the lord,

My name is Mrs. Jennifer brown; I am a dying woman who has decided to
 donate what I have to you and also for the good work of God. I am 63
 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 9 years ago,
 immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked
 for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited
 from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my
 relatives to use my husband's hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray
 that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me
 and believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for
 an operation in less than two hours.

I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $3,700,000.00(Three million seven
 hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also
 to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance
 of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right
 now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status.
 I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will
 to you and he will arrange and transfer the funds from my account to
 you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly,
 and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to
 others.
Contact my lawyer with this specified email: Barrister Carter Victor
(barcarter_primechambers@yahoo.co.uk) and tell him that I
 have WILLED ($3,700,000.00) to you by quoting my personal reference
 number Law/chamber/je/nd/WILL/TT453276542/Jrrr/086. And I have also notified
 him that I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work.

I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this. How I got
 your contact is by divine directives from God, so you have nothing to
 worry about. I prayed and thought about this before deciding to WILL
 this fund to you. Am also doing this because I don't really think I will
 be able to make it after the surgical operation. So once again, don't
 disappoint me because if you do, then you disappoint God. This is my
 dying wish.

Thanks and God bless.

Regards,
Mrs. Jennifer Brown.

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